Jen and I had returned from Spain primarily so that I could have a cataracts op. My eyesight had been deteriorating for a while and the day after getting home I had the old cloudy lens whipped out and a new plastic one popped in. It was all very straightforward and within a day or so I’d dispensed with the eye patch and got back to normal.
My version of normal involves going to the match and therefore two days post-op I was driving south to somewhere near Doncaster for a West Riding County FA Challenge Cup game between Field and Club Thorne.
The drive was easy enough and I marvelled at how much better my night vision was. In recent times, car headlights had looked like star bursting fireworks, but with my new bionic eye they looked exactly as I’d recalled them from the olden days.
The journey was enhanced by listening to a podcast with a Weller interview. He’s notoriously wary in those situations, but the bloke he was chatting to got him to open up on all sorts of issues. The time passed quickly.
The game was at the Moorends Welfare Ground, which is where Club Thorne usually play their home fixtures. Either Field also play there, or else the fixture had been reversed for some reason. It was three quid entry and I handed over my change from a fiver for some raffle tickets.
I had time to queue for a coffee and a chip butty before kick-off, changing my order at the last minute after hearing the bloke in front of me complaining that the cheese on his cheesy chips wasn’t sufficiently melted.
There were probably around a hundred or so spectators, spread around a main stand with railway sleeper seating and a couple of raised concreted areas. There were also picnic tables behind one of the goals, although they didn’t get a lot of use. I thought that it wasn’t a bad turnout in the run up to Christmas and for a competition that may not have been a priority for the eleventh-tier teams.
The lino on the side I was stood reminded me of Billy Casper and he got on with the ref about as well as Billy did with Mr. Sugden. No matter which way Casper flagged, the ref would overrule him and give the decision the other way. I’d have gone home if I were him. Or abandoned the flag and swung from the crossbar.
Thorne went ahead early on and soon doubled their lead with a neat, lofted shot over the keeper. It reminded me of the one that Paul scored against me in a Bishopsgarth v Blakeston game when we were fifteen. Except that this one wasn’t going ten feet over the bar until a rogue gust of wind stopped its progress towards row Z and caused the ball to drop just under the bar for a freak goal that no keeper in the world could have anticipated.
Club Thorne sealed the win with a third goal a few minutes from time and I headed back north reflecting on how much easier it is to drive at night when you have a full complement of functional eyes.